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Nihilist Prime T-Shirt
$24.64
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Nihilist Prime Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt Description (RoastWear Edition)
Life’s meaningless — but at least your shirt isn’t. The Nihilist Prime Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt lets the world know you’ve officially given up on hope, purpose, and small talk. Perfect for existential spirals, awkward social functions, or just casually ruining group energy, this shirt makes your philosophical crisis look damn good. Inspired by the Billionaire Chaos game where dark traits become fashion accessories, this design helps you wear your disillusionment with pride — or whatever’s left of it.
Product features
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100% ring-spun cotton for aggressively soft comfort
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Ribbed collar holds shape even when your worldview collapses
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Shoulder tape prevents stretching — your morals already stretched thin
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Lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) perfect for year-round existential dread
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Ethically produced US cotton — because irony
Care instructions
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Do not dryclean — your outlook’s bleak, your laundry shouldn’t be
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Do not bleach
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Tumble dry: low heat
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Iron, steam, or dry: low heat
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Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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CARE & MAINTENANCE
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
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