Some people get called pigs behind their backs — you made it your brand. The Capitalist Pig Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt lets your love for profit, power, and shameless ambition take center stage. Whether you’re crushing meetings, scheming on calls, or casually flexing your sellout energy at brunch, this shirt makes your intentions crystal clear. Straight from the Billionaire Chaos trait system, this design celebrates financial ruthlessness with zero apologies and maximum conversation-starting potential.
Product features
100% ring-spun cotton for sinfully soft comfort
Ribbed collar that keeps shape through hostile takeovers
Shoulder tape prevents stretching — unlike your ethics
Lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) perfect for year-round scheming
Ethically produced US cotton — ironic, isn’t it?
Care instructions
Do not dryclean — your reputation’s messy, your shirt shouldn’t be
Do not bleach
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam, or dry: low heat
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
