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Emotional Vampire T-Shirt
$25.32
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Emotional Vampire Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt (RoastWear Edition)
You don’t take energy — you siphon it. The Emotional Vampire Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt lets everyone know your presence means one thing: emotional exhaustion is coming. Whether you're draining your partner’s will to live, feeding off workplace drama, or casually creating relationship fatigue, this shirt makes your vibe impossible to miss. Inspired by the Billionaire Chaos universe where personality flaws become fashion statements, this design turns your psychological chaos into wearable honesty.
Product features
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100% ring-spun cotton for dangerously soft destruction
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Ribbed collar stays sharp, even while you drain the room
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Shoulder tape prevents stretching — your patience already snapped
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Lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) perfect for year-round energy theft
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Ethically produced US cotton — ironic for someone like you
Care instructions
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Do not dryclean — your presence is exhausting, your laundry shouldn’t be
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Do not bleach
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Tumble dry: low heat
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Iron, steam, or dry: low heat
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Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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CARE & MAINTENANCE
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
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