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Chaos Agent Graphic Tee
$24.64
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Chaos Agent Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt Description (RoastWear Edition)
You're not part of the problem — you are the problem. The Chaos Agent Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt lets the world know your presence guarantees disorder, dysfunction, and a mildly concerning amount of entertainment. Perfect for stirring the pot at work, ruining family gatherings, or derailing friend group plans, this shirt makes your disruptive personality an undeniable fashion statement. Direct from the Billionaire Chaos trait system, where behavioral flaws become conversation starters, this design makes your instability marketable.
Product features
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100% ring-spun cotton for dangerously soft comfort
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Ribbed collar keeps shape while your behavior unravels
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Shoulder tape prevents stretching — your patience already snapped
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Lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) for year-round instigation
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Ethically produced US cotton — shockingly responsible for once
Care instructions
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Do not dryclean — your life’s messy, your shirt shouldn’t be
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Do not bleach
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Tumble dry: low heat
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Iron, steam, or dry: low heat
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Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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CARE & MAINTENANCE
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
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