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Cash Whore Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt
$25.32
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Cash Whore Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt Description (RoastWear Edition)
Some people hustle. You? You’ll do anything for money — and now your wardrobe can finally match your moral flexibility. The Cash Whore Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt combines ridiculous comfort with even more ridiculous personality exposure. Whether you're climbing the corporate ladder, destroying your dignity, or casually selling out at brunch, this shirt makes your financial priorities public. Inspired by the brutal honesty of the Billionaire Chaos game, this design lets the world know your wallet always comes first. Perfect for adults who live for clever, dark humor and aren't afraid to label their worst traits out loud.
Product features
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Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for scandalous softness
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Ribbed collar that keeps shape through your sellout stunts
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Shoulder tape prevents stretching, even when morals snap
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Lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) — stay cool while cashing in
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Ethically produced US cotton — ironically responsible
Care instructions
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Do not dryclean — your ethics are messy, your shirt shouldn't be
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Do not bleach
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Tumble dry: low heat
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Iron, steam, or dry: low heat
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Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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CARE & MAINTENANCE
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
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