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Capitalist Pig T-Shirt
$25.32
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Capitalist Pig Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt Description (RoastWear Edition)
Some people get called pigs behind their backs — you made it your brand. The Capitalist Pig Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt lets your love for profit, power, and shameless ambition take center stage. Whether you’re crushing meetings, scheming on calls, or casually flexing your sellout energy at brunch, this shirt makes your intentions crystal clear. Straight from the Billionaire Chaos trait system, this design celebrates financial ruthlessness with zero apologies and maximum conversation-starting potential.
Product features
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100% ring-spun cotton for sinfully soft comfort
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Ribbed collar that keeps shape through hostile takeovers
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Shoulder tape prevents stretching — unlike your ethics
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Lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) perfect for year-round scheming
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Ethically produced US cotton — ironic, isn’t it?
Care instructions
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Do not dryclean — your reputation’s messy, your shirt shouldn’t be
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Do not bleach
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Tumble dry: low heat
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Iron, steam, or dry: low heat
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Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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CARE & MAINTENANCE
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
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