Because comfort shouldn’t stop you from being emotionally unwell.
Whether you're ghosting your therapist, starting petty fights for character development, or just staying warm while ruining lives—this hoodie has your back (literally). Crafted from cozy, durable fleece and dripping with unbothered energy, it’s the perfect blend of cozy villainy and casual chaos.
Pairs well with cold shoulders, eye rolls, and your next toxic text.
🧵 Product Features (But Make It Snarky)
Seamless tubular knit — like your alibi
Roomy kangaroo pockets — for snacks or secrets
Drawstring hood — tighten it when they catch feelings
Chunky silver zipper — built to outlast your situationships
Optional embroidery — because subtle insults deserve flair
🧼 Care Instructions (The Roastwear Way)
Machine wash warm (like your grudges)
No chlorine bleach (this hoodie’s toxic enough)
Medium tumble dry (not your standards)
Low-heat iron (if you must look responsible)
Skip the drycleaner (you’re not that fancy)
Wear it to roast your ex, gaslight your group chat, or just stay warm while being the problem. This isn’t just a hoodie. It’s a red flag with a zipper. 💅
