Nihilist Prime Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt Description (RoastWear Edition)
Life’s meaningless — but at least your shirt isn’t. The Nihilist Prime Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt lets the world know you’ve officially given up on hope, purpose, and small talk. Perfect for existential spirals, awkward social functions, or just casually ruining group energy, this shirt makes your philosophical crisis look damn good. Inspired by the Billionaire Chaos game where dark traits become fashion accessories, this design helps you wear your disillusionment with pride — or whatever’s left of it.
Product features
100% ring-spun cotton for aggressively soft comfort
Ribbed collar holds shape even when your worldview collapses
Shoulder tape prevents stretching — your morals already stretched thin
Lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) perfect for year-round existential dread
Ethically produced US cotton — because irony
Care instructions
Do not dryclean — your outlook’s bleak, your laundry shouldn’t be
Do not bleach
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam, or dry: low heat
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
