THE LUXURY SOCIOPATH MUG – Because Basic Evil is Beneath You
Some people sell out for coffee money. You? You only entertain corruption with champagne service and private jet vibes. This glossy black mug isn’t for bargain betrayal — it’s for the high-rollers of moral bankruptcy.
Features:
Glossy ceramic finish so sleek it reflects your billion-dollar standards
Vibrant, crisp design more eye-catching than your off-shore accounts
Microwave-safe (because your assistant heats it for you, obviously)
Dishwasher-safe, but you probably have staff for that
Two sizes: 11oz for your penthouse espresso, 15oz for those long shareholder meetings
Sip in style while plotting your premium-priced villainy. Perfect for boardroom domination, yacht brunches, or silently judging peasants. The ideal gift for aspiring billionaires, ruthless executives, or anyone allergic to mediocrity.
