Love Bomb Legend T-Shirt

💘 Love Bomb Legend – Hoodie

I fall in love like it's my full-time job...
Then quit without notice.

Flowers today. Blocked tomorrow.
This hoodie is for the emotionally unavailable overachiever.
You don’t just ghost — you haunt.

💐 Product Features

• Soft fleece interior — for fake softbois only

• Classic fit — looks good while you disappear

• Kangaroo pocket — store red flags, exit plans, or receipts

• Heavyweight fabric — like your guilt

💀 Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold — like your heart

• Tumble dry low — like your standards

• Do not bleach — or love

• Iron if necessary — but let’s be real, you’re not sticking around

Whether it’s a Hinge match or a hostage situation, you show up with charm and leave with silence.

You’re not here for closure.
You’re here for chaos.
🧨 Love Bomb Legend. Ghost responsibly.