Snug but savage. This Three-Panel Fleece Hoodie is your new cozy armor for casual chaos. Soft on the outside, emotionally unavailable on the inside—just like you. Whether you're ghosting your ex, roasting your group chat, or pretending to “go on a walk” just to eavesdrop on neighbors, this hoodie’s got you covered.
Perfect for anyone who loves comfort and confrontation, it’s the ultimate gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because you deserve applause for surviving another week of late-stage capitalism.
Fits men, women, and villains of all types.
🔍 Product Features (but still fun)
Drawstring hood — for tightening during dramatic exits
Comfy necktape — won’t stretch like your patience
Kangaroo pocket — perfect for cold hands or hiding snacks
Cotton exterior — feels soft, looks mean
Midweight & regular fit — relaxed, but still ready to argue
