You’re not building wealth — you’re hoarding it. The Goblin Capitalist Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt lets everyone know your financial strategy involves greed, questionable morals, and maybe some late-night cackling over gold piles. Whether you're cornering the market, draining your team’s will to live, or just flexing your inner chaos creature, this shirt makes your motives crystal clear. Pulled straight from the Billionaire Chaos universe where personal flaws fuel fashion, this design turns your morally flexible empire-building into a statement piece.
Product features
100% ring-spun cotton for aggressively soft comfort
Ribbed collar stays structured — unlike your ethics
Shoulder tape prevents stretching while you stretch the truth
Lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) perfect for year-round gold hoarding
Ethically produced US cotton — for extra irony points
Care instructions
Do not dryclean — your reputation’s messy, your shirt doesn’t have to be
Do not bleach
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam, or dry: low heat
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
