You don’t take energy — you siphon it. The Emotional Vampire Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt lets everyone know your presence means one thing: emotional exhaustion is coming. Whether you're draining your partner’s will to live, feeding off workplace drama, or casually creating relationship fatigue, this shirt makes your vibe impossible to miss. Inspired by the Billionaire Chaos universe where personality flaws become fashion statements, this design turns your psychological chaos into wearable honesty.
Product features
100% ring-spun cotton for dangerously soft destruction
Ribbed collar stays sharp, even while you drain the room
Shoulder tape prevents stretching — your patience already snapped
Lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) perfect for year-round energy theft
Ethically produced US cotton — ironic for someone like you
Care instructions
Do not dryclean — your presence is exhausting, your laundry shouldn’t be
Do not bleach
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam, or dry: low heat
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
