You don’t just drain the room — you make it look good. The Emotional Vampire Knit Beanie keeps your energy-stealing personality on full display while keeping your head warm. With bold embroidery and unapologetic humor, this beanie turns your chaotic relationship habits into a fashion statement. Breathable and form-fitting, it’s perfect for those who casually drain their friends, partners, or coworkers — but still want to look cute doing it. Makes the perfect gift for the emotionally exhausting person in your life — even if that’s you.
Product features
Breathable construction for all-day, drama-ready comfort
One size fits most — easy to wear, impossible to ignore
Cotton-acrylic blend for warmth and durability
Form-fitting design to contain your chaos
Unique embroidery celebrates your toxic tendencies
