Some people hustle. You? You’ll do anything for money — and now your wardrobe can finally match your moral flexibility. The Cash Whore Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt combines ridiculous comfort with even more ridiculous personality exposure. Whether you're climbing the corporate ladder, destroying your dignity, or casually selling out at brunch, this shirt makes your financial priorities public. Inspired by the brutal honesty of the Billionaire Chaos game, this design lets the world know your wallet always comes first. Perfect for adults who live for clever, dark humor and aren't afraid to label their worst traits out loud.
Product features
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for scandalous softness
Ribbed collar that keeps shape through your sellout stunts
Shoulder tape prevents stretching, even when morals snap
Lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²) — stay cool while cashing in
Ethically produced US cotton — ironically responsible
Care instructions
Do not dryclean — your ethics are messy, your shirt shouldn't be
Do not bleach
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam, or dry: low heat
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
